Point blank

How old are you?
Kane: I've been a human, vampire, human and then wolf. I'm not even going to attempt to answer this question.
Rayne: I'm dead... does that count?
Andrea: Um... *counts on fingers* Seven!

What's your height?
Kane: 6'5"
Rayne:5'3"! Ha!
Kane: What're you saying 'Ha!' for? You're short.
Andrea: … Momma! I need help!

Do you have any bad habits?
Kane: Erm...None that I'm aware-
Rayne: He yells at people a lot. That's a bad habit.
Andrea: …
Kane: She sneaks snacks when her mother and I have our backs turned.
Andrea: ... Alex! We need a new plan!!

Are you a virgin?
Kane: There are kids in the room. I decline the answer.
Rayne: My baby brother and sister had to come from somewhere... You telling me Eli's asexual?
Andrea: wha?

Who's your mate/spouse?
Kane: Eli
Rayne: I'm dead
Andrea: Ewwww!

Do you have any kids?
Kane: Three. Rayne, Alex and Andrea.
Rayne: Nope. Dead people don't reproduce!
Andrea: These are adult questions! MOMMA!!

Have you killed anyone?
Kane: Yes.
Rayne: yup!
Kane: Sadistic little brat...
Rayne: Respect the dead!
Andrea: Do rabbits and rats count?

Do you hate anyone?
Kane: Of course. It's involuntary though. All Hunters and people trying to catch us. And Alpha Gabriel.
Rayne: ♪ Some people... ♪
Andrea: The people that keep trying to attack us! But Momma and Daddy take care of them

Have any secrets?
Kane: From everyone or just some people?
Rayne: I don't! No secrets here
Kane: Bulls-.. that's not true, Rayne.
Andrea: ....
Kane: We know you and your brother take extra food. It's not a secret Andrea.
Andrea: How do you know!?
Kane: We're your parents. We know everything...
Rayne: He doesn't. But dye a dog blue though, just for old times sake sis!

Do you love anyone?
Kane: My family, yes.
Rayne: Being dead... do feelings count?
Andrea: I love Momma, and Daddy and Alex! Oh! And Uncle Travis and Aunt Meg!
Kane: That's very sweet Andi.. and you're still annoying as heck Rayne. Dead or not.
Rayne: Loving father I have.

Boy or girl?
Kane: Boy.
Rayne: Girl! We greatly outnumber the male sex.
Andrea: I'm a girl
Kane: You're dead Rayne. You're not included in that statistic.
Rayne: Moody today huh? Maybe you need-
Kane: Andi's here. Shut your mouth
Rayne:

What do you do to relax?
Kane: Spend time with Eli or just find a nice, quiet place.
Rayne: Quiet place? Isn't that non-existent with two kids?
Kane: Pretty much.
Andrea: I go play with Alex!
Rayne: Relaxation is for the living. I like to haunt people.
Kane: You can do that?
Rayne:

Have you kissed anyone?
Kane: Yeah.
Rayne: I refuse to answer.
Andrea: …. EW!

Do you have special abilities?
Kane: I can turn things to dust and control shadows.
Rayne: I haunt people! I used to teleport... now it's just easier that I'm dead.
Andrea: I can draw attention to myself.

What is your 'genus'?
Kane: Want the whole deal?
Rayne: Ghost and no, they don't Dad.
Andrea: I'm a wolf!
Kane: I'm a werewolf. Andrea is to.
Andrea: I said wolf...
Kane: You aren't on four legs and covered in fur twenty-four seven though.
Andrea: Oh... I'm a werewolf!

How did you like this interview?
Kane: Eh... interesting I suppose.
Rayne: It took time away that I coulda been messing around with another ghost
Andrea: Yay!
Kane: Andrea, that wasn't an answer...
Andrea: It was to!
Rayne: She's seven. Poop could be an answer and you'd have to take it.
Kane: You're dead and you still can't be serious, Rayne?
Rayne: I can! I just choose not to. It's part of my Annoy-The-Living agenda.
Andrea: Can I go and play now?
Kane: Sure, sure. Go on.
Andrea: Yay! *runs off into the woods*
Kane: Don't you have some... house to haunt or something?
Rayne: House? I haunt people you idiot.
Kane: You can't talk to me like that!
Rayne: I'm dead. You can't even spank me, so get over it.
Kane: ….shit.
Rayne: Remember that time you were looking for that spare set of clothes?
Kane: ….yes...
Rayne: Never thought to check in the river, did ya?
Kane: You little brat!
Rayne: I might be dead but I can still annoy the living hell outa you! It's amazing what a little anger can do for a ghost
Kane: What do you have to be angry about?
Rayne: None of your business. *poofs*
Kane: -_-... well, the interview is over thank God. Time to go find some food. *leaves*